Lawyer jokes
There are many jokes in the USA about lawyers. They are rather strong, indicating popular discontent with the legal profession. Besides the high cost of legal services, another reason for lawyers begin unpopular is that a large percentage of politicians in the USA are lawyers by education – like Barack Obama, for example.
Joke No. 1:
A man comes into a law office Jones and Smith Attorneys at Law, and asks the attorney – “How much do you charge for your legal services?” The attorney replies, “100USD for every 3 questions.” To which the main replies, “That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?” The attorney replies, “Yes it is. And what’s your third question?”
Joke No. 2:
Why are there so many lawyers in Washington and so many vultures in Arizona?
- Because Arizona had first choice…
Vocab:
Sęp- [Vulture]- gatunek ptaka padlinożernego z rodziny jastrzębiowatych
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